Maxioms by Mark Twain
Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million
Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Etiquette requires us to admire the human race
Etiquette requires us to admire the human race
Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals
Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals
