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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

by Mark Twain Found in: Heaven Quotes, Hell Quotes,
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

by Mark Twain Found in: Honesty Quotes,
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Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain

Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain

by Mark Twain Found in: Religion Quotes,
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

by Mark Twain Found in: Patriotism Quotes,
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Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million

Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million

by Mark Twain Found in: Prophecy Quotes,
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