Mark Twain

There are people who exaggerate so much that they can't tell the truth without lying.

There are people who exaggerate so much that they can't tell the truth without lying.

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform read more

The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.