Mark Twain

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and read more

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved.