Mark Twain

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you read more

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the read more

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.