Mark Twain

The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform read more

The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform read more

The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example

Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it.

Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it.