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Truth hurts only once but a lie hurts every time you remember it...
Truth hurts only once but a lie hurts every time you remember it...
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.
I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.
No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies.
A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies.