George Carlin

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt read more

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test read more

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.