Maxioms by George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us read more
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity