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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

by George Carlin Found in: Life Quotes,
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his read more

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse

by George Carlin Found in: Possibility Quotes,
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

by George Carlin Found in: Evil Quotes,
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

by George Carlin Found in: Answers Quotes,
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set read more

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

by George Carlin Found in: People Quotes,
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