Maxioms by George Carlin
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams read more
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if read more
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well..
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test read more
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
