Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their read more
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a read more
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.
