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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Games Quotes,
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Dreams Quotes,
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their read more

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Bed Quotes, Order Quotes,
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a read more

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Life Quotes,
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Funny Quotes,
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