Maxioms by Dave Barry
New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.3. Driver read more
New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.3. Driver hates you.
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the read more
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that read more
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can read more
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
