Maxioms by Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
