Maxioms by Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
