Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.