Maxioms by Bob Hope
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.