Maxioms by Bob Hope
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
