Maxioms by Bob Hope
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
