Maxioms by Bob Hope
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
