Maxioms by Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
