Maxioms by Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
