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Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.

Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.

Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.

Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.

I only wish to be the fountain of love from which you drink, every drop promising eternal passion.

I only wish to be the fountain of love from which you drink, every drop promising eternal passion.

They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.

They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.