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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.

No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.

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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

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The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.

The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.

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