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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Love is my sword, goodness my armor, and humor my shield.

Love is my sword, goodness my armor, and humor my shield.

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Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.

Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.

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He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur read more

He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside,
Made them with the skin side outside.
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside;
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside.
That's why he put the fur side inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside outside.

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Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.

Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.

by Anonymous Found in: Books and reading Quotes,
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