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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

by Anonymous Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Happiness is not pleasure, it's victory.

Happiness is not pleasure, it's victory.

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Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

by Anonymous Found in: Worry Quotes,
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A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

by Anonymous Found in: Vacation Quotes,
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Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.

Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.

by Anonymous Found in: Optimism Quotes,
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