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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Good friends are like stars...you don't always see them, but you know they're always there.

Good friends are like stars...you don't always see them, but you know they're always there.

Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.

Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.

No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.