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Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.

by Anonymous Found in: Perspective Quotes,
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Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

by Anonymous Found in: Retirement Quotes,
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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.

When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.

by Anonymous Found in: Laughter Quotes,
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