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If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

by Anonymous Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.

We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.

by Anonymous Found in: All about love Quotes,
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Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

by Anonymous Found in: Accuracy Quotes, Clocks Quotes,
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Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.

Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.

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Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.

by Anonymous Found in: Virginity Quotes,
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