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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

by Anonymous Found in: Choices Quotes,
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All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.

We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.

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We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men read more

We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.

by Anonymous Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no read more

Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.

by Anonymous Found in: Example Quotes,
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