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The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.

Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.

The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.