Anonymous

A man who has nothing for which he willing to fight; nothing he cares about more than his own personal read more

A man who has nothing for which he willing to fight; nothing he cares about more than his own personal safety; is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Love is for fools wise enough to take a chance.

Love is for fools wise enough to take a chance.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.

When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.