Anonymous

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.

Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.

Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.

An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.