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Money doesn't sleep.

Money doesn't sleep.

by Anonymous Found in: Money Quotes,
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The universe is laughing behind your back.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

by Anonymous Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

by Anonymous Found in: Choices Quotes,
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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

by Anonymous Found in: Money Quotes,
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

by Anonymous Found in: Choices Quotes,
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