Maxioms by Anonymous
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.
Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.
