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If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.

Time cuts down all, Both great and small.

Time cuts down all, Both great and small.

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life.

Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the time of your life.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.