Anonymous

Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their
color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no read more

Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their
color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and
choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a read more

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.

No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.