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Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.

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Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.

Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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Don't let what you can't do interfere with what you can do.

Don't let what you can't do interfere with what you can do.

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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

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