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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.

Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.

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One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

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Wisdom is scar tissue in disguise.

Wisdom is scar tissue in disguise.

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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

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