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No one is listening until you make a mistake.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

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The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.

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Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

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