Maxioms by Anonymous
No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.
No more prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two read more
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. •Anonymous Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
Marriage is like the army. Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
