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The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.

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Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.

Just because your trained for something doesn't mean your prepared for it. -Anonymous.

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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

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Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

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God, please save me from your followers!

God, please save me from your followers!

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