Rodney Dangerfield ( 10 of 14 )
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a read more
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May read more
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
