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"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"
"Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"
Pure water is the best of gifts that man to man can bring,
But who am I that I read more
Pure water is the best of gifts that man to man can bring,
But who am I that I should have the best of anything?
Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free,
Whisky, or wine, or even beer is good enough for me.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Children are natural mimics: they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. -Anonymous.
Children are natural mimics: they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. -Anonymous.
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people read more
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.
Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.
The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.
The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
