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We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.
The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a read more
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.
Children are natural mimics: they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. -Anonymous.
Children are natural mimics: they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. -Anonymous.
