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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a read more
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.
The massive gates of circumstance
Are turned upon the smallest hinge,
And thus some seeming pettiest chance
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The massive gates of circumstance
Are turned upon the smallest hinge,
And thus some seeming pettiest chance
Oft gives our life its after-tinge.
The trifles of our daily lives,
The common things, scarce worth recall,
Whereof no visible trace survives,
These are the mainsprings after all.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
The more you know, the less you need to show. -Anonymous.
The more you know, the less you need to show. -Anonymous.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
