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Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
There is a dignity in dying that doctors should not dare to deny.
There is a dignity in dying that doctors should not dare to deny.
Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
A good name, like good will, is attained by many actions and may be lost by one.
A good name, like good will, is attained by many actions and may be lost by one.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Reality is good for you...in small doses.
Reality is good for you...in small doses.
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.
