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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.
Research is the art of seeing what everyone else has seen, and doing what no-one else has done.
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
