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Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails read more
Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.
The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never read more
The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.
I go away and come again each day,
But thou shalt go away and ne'er return.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
A sympathetic heart is like a spring of pure water bursting forth from the mountain side.
