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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails read more
Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
