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Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails read more
Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, providence, - what are they?
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, providence, - what are they?
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
When I kiss you, it tastes like heaven... so sweet, loving, kind, and caring.
When I kiss you, it tastes like heaven... so sweet, loving, kind, and caring.
