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Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
