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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
