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The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a cannon - but it's echo lasts a great read more
The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a cannon - but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Our children's children will hear a good story.
Our children's children will hear a good story.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you is generally promoting a falsehood, isn't it?
