Anonymous ( 10 of 374 )
Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, providence, - what are they?
Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, providence, - what are they?
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
Peace is not a season, it is a way of life.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn read more
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
