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    Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

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There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

by J. H. Goldfuss Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

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Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, read more

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.

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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

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Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

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Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

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Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

by Richard Dawkins Found in: Computers Quotes,
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