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    Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

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There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

by J. H. Goldfuss Found in: Computers Quotes,
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After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for read more

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain

by Dan Castellaneta Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.

Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.

by Steve Jobs Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

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Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make read more

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.

by Tim Berners Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.

by Anon. Found in: Computers Quotes,
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A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

by Dave Barry Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

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Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

by Jean Rostand Found in: Computers Quotes,
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