There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily. They don't care as much about attractive sites and read more

Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily. They don't care as much about attractive sites and pretty design.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of read more

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.