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    A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.

by Anon. Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of read more

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

by Mitch Ratcliffe Found in: Computers Quotes,
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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think read more

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

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What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

by Walter F. Mondale Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

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Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

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A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had read more

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind

by Joseph Weizenbaum Found in: Computers Quotes,
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