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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

by Doug Larson Found in: Computers Quotes,
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A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had read more

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind

by Joseph Weizenbaum Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Look at growth, look at how much time people spend on the Net and look at the variety of things read more

Look at growth, look at how much time people spend on the Net and look at the variety of things that they are doing. It's all really good, so I am actually encouraged by the fundamentals that underlie usage growth on the Net.

by Meg Whitman Found in: Computers Quotes,
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of read more

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

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Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.

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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

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