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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of read more
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had read more
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.
Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.
Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make read more
Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
