A Daughter is a Little Girl who grows up to be a Friend

A Daughter is a Little Girl who grows up to be a Friend

Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.

Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Let me go to hell, that's all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and read more

Let me go to hell, that's all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me, that might take some of the shine off their bliss.

There is no sinner like a young saint.

There is no sinner like a young saint.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

I like trying [to get pregnant]. I'm not so sure about childbirth.

I like trying [to get pregnant]. I'm not so sure about childbirth.

In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

It is a wise father that knows his own child.

It is a wise father that knows his own child.