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    Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, "hey girl, magenta!" and she's like, "oh, you mean purple!" and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, "no - I want magenta!"

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While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

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We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to read more

We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.

by Abraham Lincoln Found in: People Quotes,
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The voice of the people has been said to be the voice of God

The voice of the people has been said to be the voice of God

by Alexander Hamilton Found in: People Quotes,
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When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures of emotion, creatures bristling read more

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures of emotion, creatures bristling with prejudice, and motivated by pride and vanity

by Dale Carnegie Found in: People Quotes,
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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

by Voltaire Found in: Humanity Quotes, People Quotes,
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People need loving the most when they deserve it the least

People need loving the most when they deserve it the least

by John Harrigan Found in: People Quotes,
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You may forget the days of your anniversary or the loved ones birthday, but please don't forget those people.

You may forget the days of your anniversary or the loved ones birthday, but please don't forget those people.

by Tejas Patel Found in: People Quotes,
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

by Issac Asimov Found in: People Quotes,
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I don't like to beat people down. They need to be lifted up.

I don't like to beat people down. They need to be lifted up.

by Joel Osteen Found in: People Quotes,
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