To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it.

To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it.

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they read more

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.

Renouncement: the heroism of mediocrity.

Renouncement: the heroism of mediocrity.

In a relationship, honesty and trust must exist. If they dont, theres no point of loving. So if you cant read more

In a relationship, honesty and trust must exist. If they dont, theres no point of loving. So if you cant afford to be honest, stay single

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to read more

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

Listen. Don't explain or justify.

Listen. Don't explain or justify.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Surely there must be some way to find a husband or, for that matter, merely an escort, without sacrificing one's read more

Surely there must be some way to find a husband or, for that matter, merely an escort, without sacrificing one's privacy, self-respect, and interior decorating scheme. For example, men could be imported from the developing countries, many parts of which are suffering from a man excess, at least in relation to local food supply.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.