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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

by Dick Martin Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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There is no original truth, only original error.

There is no original truth, only original error.

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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she read more

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

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Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they read more

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.

by Will Smith Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.

My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.

by J. Brotherton Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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The older I grow the more I listen to people who don't talk much.

The older I grow the more I listen to people who don't talk much.

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Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on read more

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

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We placed the wreaths upon the splendid granite sarcophagus, and at its feet, and felt that only the earthly robe read more

We placed the wreaths upon the splendid granite sarcophagus, and at its feet, and felt that only the earthly robe we loved so much was there. The pure, tender, loving spirit which loved us so tenderly, is above us -- loving us, praying for us, and free from all suffering and woe -- yes, that is a comfort, and that first birthday in another world must have been a far brighter one than any in this poor world below!.

by Queen Victoria Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.

Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.

by Walter Benjamin Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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