If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.

Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone read more

You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.

Whoever approaches Me walking, I will come to him running; and he who meets Me with sins equivalent to the read more

Whoever approaches Me walking, I will come to him running; and he who meets Me with sins equivalent to the whole world, I will greet him with forgiveness equal to it.

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Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.