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When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.
Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.
Patience means self-suffering.
Patience means self-suffering.
Personally, I hold that a man, who deliberately and intelligently takes a pledge and then breaks it, forfeits his manhood.
Personally, I hold that a man, who deliberately and intelligently takes a pledge and then breaks it, forfeits his manhood.
Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on.
Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.
