Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

The secret of success lies not in doing your own work, but in recognizing the right man to do it

The secret of success lies not in doing your own work, but in recognizing the right man to do it

Listen. Don't explain or justify.

Listen. Don't explain or justify.

Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.

Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.

This is certain, that a man that studieth revenge keeps his wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.

This is certain, that a man that studieth revenge keeps his wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.

No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special, and you still have something read more

No matter what age you are, or what your circumstances might be, you are special, and you still have something unique to offer. Your life, because of who you are, has meaning.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.