I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Truth is immortal; error is mortal.

Truth is immortal; error is mortal.

In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.

In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.

He is great enough that is his own master.

He is great enough that is his own master.

The secret to humor is surprise.

The secret to humor is surprise.

The key to any good relationship, on-screen and off, is communication, respect, and I guess you have to like the read more

The key to any good relationship, on-screen and off, is communication, respect, and I guess you have to like the way the other person smells -- and he smelled real nice.

Only if we can restrain ourselves is good conversation possible. Good talk rises upon much discipline.

Only if we can restrain ourselves is good conversation possible. Good talk rises upon much discipline.

The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.

The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.