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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when read more
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy.
My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy.
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin read more
New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should read more
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and read more
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
