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The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should read more
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when read more
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book read more
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
Whether we want them or not, the New Year will bring new challenges; whether we seize them or not, the read more
Whether we want them or not, the New Year will bring new challenges; whether we seize them or not, the New Year will bring new opportunities.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my read more
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless read more
New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the read more
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
