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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the read more
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should read more
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of read more
The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my read more
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the read more
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.